Anonymous said: How are you?

I said:

Dead

0 notes

Someone swap nudes with me I’m bored
Snapchat trroooyyy


bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

image

(via koolaidicecubes)


dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

(via straighthater)


radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via koolaidicecubes)


WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

image

BUT WAIT

THIS:

image

IS:

image

SOME:

image

OF THE BRILLIANT:

image

STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

image

WHAT THE HELL

(via captaindevin)


teencry:

me at social gatherings:

image

(via keegananarcho18)


other-girls:

peach is the second coolest guy after that kid’s dad
channeler:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

image

(via humorking)


dialupmodem:

Does Your Pussy Pop Severely? Take This Quiz And Find Out! 

(via aarieel)


 Queens